slappymcbluelip ([info]slappymcbluelip) wrote,
2005-08-14 00:05:00
So, you know, I'm sitting here checking to see whether or not my complete Strawberry Shortcake collection managed to sell on EBay...(look, if Terrell Owens is having problems feeding his family, I should probably start to worry about whether whatshername has enough ramen to snack on).

Anyway, so I start looking. And for some reason, I wind up (not because I'm a masochist or anything) looking to see whether or not any of my stuff from the ALCS made it onto EBay and seeing how many thousands of dollars my chewed up gum is going for. I mean, I haven't graced the playoffs since, like, '95, so you KNOW the vials of my sweat that I handed out to WFAN and the YES Network the fans are going for, like, the price of mansions on EBay. I mean, you KNOW people are dying for this shit, right? I mean, Christ, I Am America's Greatest Baseball Player.

So I'm looking, right? Right? And then...and then...I'm sorry, hold on, I need some chardonnay for this, Dear Diary...

I find...I find...this.



That...that...fucking....BITCHSON, with his shitty ass album, with his horrific cornrows, with his...BITCHNESS...had the...audacity to...sign...that...

I just...I...YOUR CORNROWS ARE STUPID. AND YOU SUCK. YOUR ALBUM BLOWS BECAUSE I have it on my IPod I HEARD IT AND IT SUCKS. YOUR WHOLE TEAM SUCKS. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU ALL. I HATE my team ALL OF YOU AND I WISH I went to Boston YOU WOULD CHOKE ON YOUR CORNROWS AND DIE LIKE THE BITCH YOU ARE.

YOU ARE SO JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT AMERICA'S GREATEST BASEBALL PLAYER. I HATE YOU.

::runs off sobbing::

PS: MANNY RAMIREZ SMOKES COCKS IN HELL. GARRY SHEFFIELD TOLD ME SO.

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[info]notjuiced

August 14 2005, 04:39:16 UTC 6 years ago

amerricas greatst BALPLAYA!!11111 COME TO MA PARTYYY capin hear alll pass outt

[info]captains1stmate

August 14 2005, 04:45:10 UTC 6 years ago

Seriously, Gary, you're alone - everybody stayed home...

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[info]slappymcbluelip

August 14 2005, 04:46:17 UTC 6 years ago

Wait, do I have to do steroids?

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[info]bernie_williams

August 14 2005, 04:42:56 UTC 6 years ago

Don't cry A-Rod. Bernie's here. You can come to my house if you want and cry.

[info]tino_24

August 14 2005, 04:43:52 UTC 6 years ago

god knows im sobbin' away

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[info]mr_dj2

August 14 2005, 04:43:41 UTC 6 years ago

Hey man, don't worry about him. It's cool...stop reachin' for that damn chardonnay all the time. ;-)

[info]slappymcbluelip

August 14 2005, 04:47:24 UTC 6 years ago

But it's so yummy...

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[info]bernie_williams

August 14 2005, 04:46:34 UTC 6 years ago

Dude you need to post on here more or have a AIM s/n...I feel the same way I hate this team.

[info]slappymcbluelip

August 14 2005, 04:52:30 UTC 6 years ago

Dude, you need to retire.

I KNOW!

[info]bernie_williams

August 14 2005, 04:55:12 UTC 6 years ago

Dude, I WON for us tonite.

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[info]not_brandon

August 14 2005, 04:50:49 UTC 6 years ago

Hey, man, you started it. You slapped me....SLAPPED! Who does that? And why do you have this irrational hatred of me anyway? I'm only just doing my job as a ballplayer/teammate. I'll retalliate if necessary and I'll throw inside even to AMERICA'S GREATEST BALLPLAYER because I have to get guys out and I have to stick up for my teammates. Maybe if you stuck up for your teammates a little more often and weren't so desperate to be loved and have all this attention, you'd quite possibly be a decent person.

This obsessive hatred you got for me man....it's not working. I don't really give a fuck, and honestly, seeing the stuff you do, whether you're America's Greatest Ballplayer or not, I'd rather just be me. I got my friends, my family, and my own fans. I'm not gonna change the way I play the game/live my life because some egotistical asshat who may or may not harbor homoerotic feelings for me

Hate me all you want, dude, it's your life.

Oh yeah and Manny doesn't smoke cocks in hell but he does smoke Millar's in the clubhouse

[info]captains1stmate

August 14 2005, 04:52:49 UTC 6 years ago

In the clubhouse? Derek and I at least have the decency to wait

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August 14 2005, 04:53:38 UTC 6 years ago

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bronson, he's just sad cause we were gonna get him out on that play. what a lamer.

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[info]slappymcbluelip

August 14 2005, 04:56:18 UTC 6 years ago

I am not obsessed. I don't know what you're talking about.

PS: Your live version of 'Best I Ever Had' sucks balls. Not that I've seen it or anything.

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[info]boomah3

August 14 2005, 05:03:59 UTC 6 years ago

What do you mean, "may or may not"?

[info]iamyourpapi

August 14 2005, 12:14:47 UTC 6 years ago

hey, lay off Manny, man, that ain' cool. Thass our team private business, man.

[info]d_mientkiewicz

August 14 2005, 04:51:48 UTC 6 years ago

remember when we were in high school and you were just a little punk bitch? how'd you get so cocky?

[info]slappymcbluelip

August 14 2005, 04:57:59 UTC 6 years ago

Remember when you got traded to the METS for being a cocksmoking asshole?

Yeah, that was cool.

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[info]brett_tomko

August 14 2005, 06:11:04 UTC 6 years ago

OMG Alex have you purchased the special edition DVD of Tarzan yet? It's soooooooooo good, it made me cry and cry AND CRY! Your kid would probably like it!

[info]hidekisan

August 14 2005, 11:54:36 UTC 6 years ago

Ahso. I am seeing how this is. Hai. Arod-chan only have writing when he have complain.

I think I am understanding now why I am not to posting lately. I have hear a word in clubhouse, I think I know what it mean finally. What is "drama queen"?

I am thinking that "drama queen" is same thing as "Arod-chan." Hai.

[info]tino_24

August 14 2005, 15:00:48 UTC 6 years ago

thats funny
everyone has been calling ME a drama queen lately

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[info]tino_24

August 14 2005, 15:15:55 UTC 6 years ago

oh 'rod,
can't we look past our diffrences?
you know i love you

Anonymous

August 16 2005, 04:23:20 UTC 6 years ago

do i love you is that the question. do you love me

Anonymous

August 16 2005, 04:19:32 UTC 6 years ago

thets very rude send me something even more ruder please

[info]tanyonlover

August 19 2005, 02:12:07 UTC 6 years ago

OMG! Signing the ball like that was SOOOOO not right.
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