Do I have to do EVERYTHING around here, motherfuckers? I hit, I hit home runs, I get on base, I save small children from stepping into the path of an oncoming train, WHAT MORE DO YOU FUCKERS WANT FROM ME? Christ, do I need to pitch, too?
That's it. I'm sending vodka to Boomer's room. He can't do much of anything if he's hungover...right?
Piece of shit pinstripe motherfuckers.