slappymcbluelip (slappymcbluelip) wrote,
slappymcbluelip
slappymcbluelip

Fucking Brandon, all "Look at me, look at me! I have a music career and I'm all technologically literate and shit." Whoooo, I sing my little songs and write in my little blog and all the girlies love me and blah blah blah.

YOU SUCK BRANDON. YOU SUCK. YOUR BLOG SUCKS. YOUR TEAM SUCKS. Oh, yeah. I almost forgot. YOUR ALBUM SUCKS.

Who covers Vertical Herizon, for shit's sake? 'Oh, look, here's a shitty little band from the 90s that suck worse than the Colorado Rockies. I want to cover them and have all the ladies throw their panties at me.'

You don't want me back
You're just the best I ever had


Ohhhhh, you're so eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemo and coooooooooooooool.

Pansy ass twit. How many children have YOU saved? Yeah, that's what I thought. Too busy all strumming moodily and 'Dude, Eddie Vedder is a legend, man.'

Justin Timberlake, now. That's the hot jam.

Meet the new me, bitches. Kicking ass, taking names, and rocking out to J. Tizzy. You know how I do.
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