YOU SUCK BRANDON. YOU SUCK. YOUR BLOG SUCKS. YOUR TEAM SUCKS. Oh, yeah. I almost forgot. YOUR ALBUM SUCKS.
Who covers Vertical Herizon, for shit's sake? 'Oh, look, here's a shitty little band from the 90s that suck worse than the Colorado Rockies. I want to cover them and have all the ladies throw their panties at me.'
You don't want me back
You're just the best I ever had
Ohhhhh, you're so eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemo and coooooooooooooool.
Pansy ass twit. How many children have YOU saved? Yeah, that's what I thought. Too busy all strumming moodily and 'Dude, Eddie Vedder is a legend, man.'
Justin Timberlake, now. That's the hot jam.
Meet the new me, bitches. Kicking ass, taking names, and rocking out to J. Tizzy. You know how I do.