This livejournal shit is for PANSIES, bitches. I done got my own MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL FUCKING SPONSORED BLOG, homes. I bet you Bitchson and that blonde motherfucker Schilling don't have their OWN MAJOR LEAGUE SPONSORED BLOG.
YEAH, bitches. Who is the player of our generation? It's me. It's me. I don't see Barry 'OW MY KNEE' Bonds with his own MAJOR LEAGUE SPONSORED BLOG, do you? I don't see Roger 'I SWEAR I'M REALLY RETIRING THIS TIME' Clemens with his own MAJOR LEAGUE SPONSORED BLOG. I don't see Johnny "OH A CAMERA LET ME TAKE OFF MY SHIRT AND STAMMER" Damon with his own MAJOR LEAGUE SPONSORED BLOG. I don't see Derek 'LOOK AT MY BUBBLE ASS AND WONDER WHAT CRAZY MARIAH CAREY DID TO IT" Jeter with his own MAJOR LEAGUE SPONSORED BLOG.
I own you all, and it's time you sorry motherfuckers realized how lucky you are that I deign to grace you with my presence.
Yeah, whatever, hurricane, people dying, life sucks, get a helmet. Fucking Schilling whoring himself out by buying himself a family. MY BLOG IS THE NEWS, BAYBEE.